iluvtofly 0 #1 May 7, 2009 Yes...this is a perfectly clean thread from the Smutskateers. So, how do you become a modernized hippie these days??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #2 May 7, 2009 Ask yard hippie! LOL Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #3 May 7, 2009 It's a lifestyle, not a look. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #4 May 7, 2009 you must know this www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBAsxLKC1Dk TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #5 May 7, 2009 Hey man .... you don't become a Hippie, man, you like are one or like not man... Cosmic. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #6 May 7, 2009 ask popsjumper!?“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pontiacgtp00 0 #7 May 7, 2009 Smoke a lot of reefer! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beachbum 0 #8 May 7, 2009 You whippersnappers seem to have some major misconceptions here ... LOL!! I have to vote none of the above. I'm not at all sure what a "modernized hippie" is ... but first, you'd have to learn to spell patchouli correctly ... ;) ... It most certainly would not involve cessation of bathing or shaving ... hippies as a group were not unclean. For the most part, the flowers were real, not so much part of the clothing ... patches were because you couldn't afford new jeans because you spent it all on acid, buttons, shrooms, smoke, and of course munchies. Nobody knew the term "dreds" yet, so growing them certainly doesn't qualify you. and to Shropshire ... you're at least close with "man" ... but like, using like like that ... is like ... not hippie. That is like totally more modern ... also, any use of "dude" other than as a guy on a tourist ranch would disqualify someone. Thanks for the trip down memory lane!!! As long as you are happy with yourself ... who cares what the rest of the world thinks? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #9 May 7, 2009 Like this. I'm still trying to get him on a skydive.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #10 May 7, 2009 Step 1 - Stop Bathing. Step 2 - Attempt to cover the "Natural" Smell that you are cultivating with as Much Patuchili as Possible. Step 3 - Let ALL hair grow. A good hippie would never be caught near a Razor or Scissors. Step 4 - Stop combing and or Brushing any of your Hair. eventually it will mat up and reward you with the Ultimate Hippie Status symbol.. Dreadlocks. Mega Bonus points when your Pubes finally dread up. Armpit Dreads for mega uber Bonus points. Step 5 - Make sure the word "Dude" is use atleast every 3rd word you speak. Step 6 -Lower your IQ by atleast 50 points. Bonus Joke: How do you hide money from a Hippie??? Highlight for answer: You put it under the Soap!! More mega Bonus points for the first person to identify which band and which song that Joke came from?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #11 May 7, 2009 Quote Step 1 - Stop Bathing. Step 2 - Attempt to cover the "Natural" Smell that you are cultivating with as Much Patuchili as Possible. Step 3 - Let ALL hair grow. A good hippie would never be caught near a Razor or Scissors. Step 4 - Stop combing and or Brushing any of your Hair. eventually it will mat up and reward you with the Ultimate Hippie Status symbol.. Dreadlocks. Mega Bonus points when your Pubes finally dread up. Armpit Dreads for mega uber Bonus points. Step 5 - Make sure the word "Dude" is use atleast every 3rd word you speak. Step 6 -Lower your IQ by atleast 50 points. Bonus Joke: How do you hide money from a Hippie??? Highlight for answer: You put it under the Soap!! More mega Bonus points for the first person to identify which band and which song that Joke came from?? and if I get the mega bonus points what do i win?TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #12 May 7, 2009 QuoteMore mega Bonus points for the first person to identify which band and which song that Joke came from?? Gwar - Scumdogs of the Universe“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #13 May 7, 2009 Never mind... You I didn't win FUCK... Had to fix it for ya.... Stoopid Google sending me to the wrong place “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #14 May 7, 2009 www.song-lyrics-library.com/gwar/gwar-slaughterama-song-lyrics.html TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #15 May 7, 2009 I posted the damn link so there!! TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #16 May 7, 2009 Quote Never mind... You didn't win Actually she DID win. I asked for Band and SONG. You gave Band and ALBUM. Her link to Slaughterama by Gwar was correct. She will have to collect her prize in person. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #17 May 7, 2009 I have already realized my mistake and corrected my gloating effort into a humble congratulation “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #18 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote Never mind... You didn't win Actually she DID win. I asked for Band and SONG. You gave Band and ALBUM. Her link to Slaughterama by Gwar was correct. She will have to collect her prize in person. I won!! I won!! Can I have a clue as to what my prizes might be...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #19 May 7, 2009 yo' linky is F-U-C-K-E-D - U-P-!-!-!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #20 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Never mind... You didn't win Actually she DID win. I asked for Band and SONG. You gave Band and ALBUM. Her link to Slaughterama by Gwar was correct. She will have to collect her prize in person. I won!! I won!! Can I have a clue as to what my prizes might be... Beware what you wish for...especially if it's coming from J. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #21 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Never mind... You didn't win Actually she DID win. I asked for Band and SONG. You gave Band and ALBUM. Her link to Slaughterama by Gwar was correct. She will have to collect her prize in person. I won!! I won!! Can I have a clue as to what my prizes might be... Beware what you wish for...especially if it's coming from J. Suddenly I'm feeling glad I didn't win “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #22 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Never mind... You didn't win Actually she DID win. I asked for Band and SONG. You gave Band and ALBUM. Her link to Slaughterama by Gwar was correct. She will have to collect her prize in person. I won!! I won!! Can I have a clue as to what my prizes might be... Beware what you wish for...especially if it's coming from J. I am sure it has to do with jell shots, drinking, or nekkidness..all of which are good...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #23 May 7, 2009 simple..... Just be "Hip" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #24 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Never mind... You didn't win Actually she DID win. I asked for Band and SONG. You gave Band and ALBUM. Her link to Slaughterama by Gwar was correct. She will have to collect her prize in person. I won!! I won!! Can I have a clue as to what my prizes might be... Beware what you wish for...especially if it's coming from J. I am sure it has to do with jell shots, drinking, or nekkidness..all of which are good... ummmm yep, might toss in a trip to the toy store and add a ball gag in there and its a bit closer lol all in fun of course (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #25 May 7, 2009 Quote … patches were because you couldn't afford new jeans because you spent it all on acid, buttons, shrooms, smoke, and of course munchies. To what do buttons refer? Do you mean buttons in the sense of pin on clothing accessories that often offer a bit of philosophical advice, such as Make Love, Not War? Or do you mean buttons in the sense of Lophophora williamsii, aka peyote? Or is there a third option? Quote … you're at least close with "man" ... but like, using like like that ... is like ... not hippie. That is like totally more modern … Interesting. Like, I didn't realize that the 80's valley girls were, like, totally descended from, like, the hippies. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
